So my daughter was watching a show on Animal Planet this morning.
ME: So whatcha watching?
MADDIE: It's a show about badgers.
(I couldn't help what I said next. Sorry.)
ME: BADGERS? We don't NEED no steenking badgers!
The rest of the family greeted this with blank stares.
My humor is WASTED on these people! WASTED, I tell ya!!!